Frozen in time the gifts stand proud,
And shout to the ducks and swans out loud,
"Here we were all thrown away,
Wait and watch, for the dish of the day
Is better than sliced bread if you have knife,
Oops! We really must have a word with that wife!"
"Those lemons are more than a beak can stand,
We are vegetarians that prefer water to land,
But your rubbish should go in the refuse bin,
To pollute our world is purely a sin!
Our swimming pool’s been stolen by ice,
And the decorations don’t make it nice."